A recent emergency gathering of the UN
Security Council has expressed concern over the recent escalating violence in
the small central African nation of Zogo. News reports from creditable sources
and Zogo state media have reported a double success for the forces loyal to His
Imperial Majesty, Royal Highness, The Right Honorable , His Eminence, General
President T’Mbolo M’shombou, father to his people and Messiah of the Nation of
Zogo. The President, known for his willingness to drown dissenters in a golden
bathtub, was in fine form at a recent 29 hour press conference, where only one
question was asked; by a reporter from the New York Times. The reporter was
then invited to view the presidential golden bath. And never returned. The rest
of the conference was a speech by the Great Leader.
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| Government troops awaiting the Rebel onslaught! |
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| The Big Man himself overseeing his armoured support |
